How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: and Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

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How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: and Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: and Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

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I enjoyed the humor for the first few chapters, but by the end, I was mostly skimming, trying to get through it. As we will discuss in the next section, it is impossible to guarantee that your cat will never come into contact with a gun, so make sure your kitty is ready for it when that day finally arrives! The gun safety topic was probably the only one I found remotely entertaining, and even that had cracks about "the liberal, Jew-run media" and other such things. Millions of cats have read and loved the Furry Purrter books about an orphaned kitten with magical powers. Your cat, whom you have already talked to about how a firearm is a tool and not a toy, and who has received extensive training on the proper handling of the weapon, discovers your firearm and accords it the respect it is due?

Cats hate to get wet, so it stands to reason that when it started raining leading up to the flood, cats sought to escape the rising waters. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. if there is one hard-and-fast rule on this topic, it's this: under no circumstances should you provide your cat with a gun equipped with a laser scope, as your cat is likely to be more interested in the dot it makes than in the deer, burglar, or communist in their sights. No, of course your cat should have access to all the weaponry our Founding Fathers risked their lives to guarantee us, whether it be a simple Beretta 9mm or a fully automatic AK-47.The main problem with the book is that the material runs a little thin after a while, and the parodies just aren't all that funny. Dust Jackets are not guaranteed and when still present, they will have various degrees of tear and damage. Unfortunately, it did not cover important topics such as Internet stalkers, social media bullying, or nude selfies. narfna on “What the stories never said: at the end of the day, if a man wants to kill you, he kills you. Do you not think that the enemies of our nation quake in fear at the thought of an extra hundred million soldiers defending our country—soldiers who possess superhuman reflexes, balance, and unrivaled night vision?

Auburn has written a masterpiece - this book has been incredibly enlightening and has shown me how sinful my cat was - he was clearly part of a Satanic cult who did not abstain enough, and shot his gun to the sky, not to the ground, when warning the dogs. For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country’s defense by helping to prepare our nation’s cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. One of my cats fall asleep while reading it to them tho, so I'm not sure he will be sufficiently prepared for the eventual collapse of civilization. There are several other pamphlets contained in this one, including talking to your cat about Abstinence, and about Postapocalyptic Survival.However, if your cat is going to use a firearm for hunting, it is important to make sure that they are properly licensed, that they do not fire the gun within five hundred feet of a residential area, and that they understand the importance of wearing a highly visible orange hunting vest.

The satire is a little too close to the actual thing its sending up, and it made me a bit uncomfortable at times. All the guns in the world won’t do your cat a lick of good if he doesn’t have the ammewnition to back them up.Makes me sympathized with your regular everyday Muslim just going to work and living a life where jihad is just a word in an old book they are fond of. Apparently, this is satire, but if something becomes so satirical that people actually take it as face value, is it even good satire?



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