Get Involved: Message the moderators for an invite to the VIP chatroom. Please note the criteria to get in! Inspired by all of the lovely stories of men describing their sweet, deliciously young, innocent Thai partners, I felt compelled to also submit a piece about my own amazing Thai wife.

Form a Chat Group: Form a chat group with other community members and make it spicy. Allow your significant other to participate or just watch the chat. We recommend our VIP chatroom. Stranger Encounter: Post a photo/video of you having a digital play session on messaging or video apps with a stranger. The session must include masturbation at a minimum. Watch This!: FaceTime (or similar) your significant other while riding the date. Post a screenshot of the reaction.First Hotwife Date Story: Form a chat group with other community members and make it spicy. Post a story of your first date as a Hotwife. How can I begin…I first stumbled upon beautiful Thailand in 2001. A co-worker of mine suggested I come to Thailand after I went through a painful divorce where my ex-wife virtually bankrupted me and robbed me of my children. Even though (upon reflection) I only made a half-assed attempt in the divorce courts, my fat, ugly, psychotic farang wife stole everything from me. I was the sole victim in my ten year marriage and lost everything. Nothing was my fault. This depressed me greatly and it took a toll on my health. My closest friends strongly suggested I seek professional help. A Paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect, sometimes producing an anticlimax.) She gets to the front door and ever-so-gently nudges it open, not making a sound. She takes her shoes off, again not making a sound. Knowing her husband will give her hell for coming home so late and drunk, she's quite proud of herself for being so stealthy. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Have an Encounter: Post a photo/video of you having a digital play session on messaging or video apps with somebody you trust but is not Hubby. The session must include masturbation at a minimum.Ps...I did my shopping and two other streets and none, they had children tutus but now women ones...

Well, you have a short memory," says his wife, "Don't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, we received help from a stranger? I think you should help him out. You should be ashamed of yourself!" The husband does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" the next day, I returned to the original location and got a red tutu and more tattoed pantyhose. They so hot. Get Down: Have your date eat you out and have him take a picture or video from his point of view. Post them (significant other excluded). Admire This 1!: Have your date take a picture or video from his point of view while you ride him. Post the photo/video.We have been living together for nearly four years and have two children; a girl 2 years old and a little boy 5 months old. She was brought up with traditional Isaan values and takes care of me well indeed. Not only does Bok apply paste on my toothbrush, but she often likes to brush my teeth for me. Initially this was odd, as I am used to brushing my own teeth, but this service was strangely important to her and the few times when I refused, my lovely Bok would pout and sulk away. Bok also gives me two massages a day. An oil massage right before I step into the shower at night and a Thai massage in the morning. Always a happy ending too wink wink. Showtime: Post a photo/video of you putting on a sexy show for a crowd of 2+ people using a video app.